February 2019 Cannabis Horoscopes



Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Do you remember that person that you claimed to be ‘Just Friends’ with? Perhaps it’s time to reevaluate that relationship. It’s time that you put yourself first, don’t fear rejection. Shatter your expectations, bring some of the stuff to your first date too!

You share a birthday with fellow stoner Justin Timberlake!


Aquarius (January 20- February 18)

The beginning of the month you will be encouraged to take some risks, you have nothing to lose! Try everything twice could be your motto, as you are usually inclined to giving second chances.. and taking second hoots.

You share a birthday with fellow stoner Bill Maher!


Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

This is the month for you if you’ve been contemplating a career change. You’re passionate and it shows through, let your drive take hold. Follow your intuition and set some goals; your career is in your hands. If your passion is Marijuana, we know a few openings that could be right up your alley. Good thing you live in Canada!

You share a birthday with fellow stoner Drew Barrymore!


Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You may notice that your patience is thinning this month, try to set aside a bit of time for yourself. Maybe try meditation? If that doesn’t work, roll a J and try to relax. As the month continues you will find that your emotional health is at its prime, your physical health will shortly follow suit.

You share a birthday with fellow stoner Seth Rogen!


Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You are who you surround yourself with. Take a closer look at your stoner crew, are they pushing you to your full potential? Sometimes you need to expand your circle to ensure that you are continually learning, be sure that you are never the smartest person in the group. This is a good time to try a new hobby or test out a new strain.

You share a birthday with fellow stoner Megan Fox!


Gemini (May 21- June 20)

Make some buds with buds this month, giving back will be rewarding. Education is big in the marijuana industry, take this opportunity to teach those around you about the benefits of Mary Jane. There is a wealth of misinformation and you can play a hand in developing the industry image. You may have dropped out of college, but this is your time to shine – ganja subject matter expert!

You share a birthday with former stoner Johnny Depp!


Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Don’t forget to make friends with your local budtender. These individuals have valuable information about what you’re consuming. Let them know what you need, they can send you down the rabbit hole responsibly. Don’t forget to treat yourself this Valentine’s Day, good thing they sell 3-pound candy bags at Walmart now.

You share a birthday with fellow stoner Patrick Stewart!


Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Travel is taking precedence for you this month! Remember to be knowledgeable about the Canadian laws. Especially when it comes to bringing your cannabis across boarders, wouldn’t want to upset our southern neighbors. Although there are a few of them that could benefit from a little relaxation.

You share a birthday with fellow stoner Charlize Theron!


Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

This is a fun month for you Virgo, throwing parties and get-togethers are making you the life of the party. You are in high demand, everyone wants a piece of what you got. They also wouldn’t mind a slice of that wicked space cake, your specialty.

You share a birthday with fellow stoner Dave Chappelle!


Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Hangovers are getting real for you this month, Libra. You may feel like you’re mentally drained and just can’t keep up. Add a little pep to your step with the art of micro dosing. Play around and see what dose works best for you. You should be able to stay energized and keep your mind sharp, unless your mind isn’t too sharp; in that case you’re outta luck.

You share a birthday with fellow stoner lil Wayne!


Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Spice up your living situation with some vegetation that is not of the smoking variety. Balance your chi with some succulents, they will assist in making your own personal sanctuary. After all, some of the best friends a person can have is a good ole’ plant, or maybe four.

You share a birthday with fellow semi- stoner Drake!


Sagittarius (November 22- December 21)

Making money moves this month, bank some of that extra cash and buy yourself something special. You may find that you’re inclined to penny pinch, try not to forget that you only live once – splurge on something neat. You always wanted that tattoo around your bellybutton, right? This is your sign, its time.

You share a birthday with fellow stoner Brad Pitt!