IT’S TIME TO EXTRACT THE SUPER BOWL
It’s that time of year again and we know that the weed smokers are taking a bite out of the beer drinkers this year. So without further adoo, we put together a few different drinking games for the joint smokers, bong hooters and dabbers of the football world.
For this game, you will need to have a metric shit ton of joints on deck, fresh flower to hit from a bong or pipe, and naturally a bong or pipe. Happy Super Bowl to all you weed smokers out there. Have an amazing day. At the bottom we made a printable table so you guys can keep track of your tallys.
Side note: WIN a prize of 1 men’s and 1 women’s EXTRACT TEES to one special group who uploads a picture of their tally list from the Super Bowl Weed Game and shares it on their Instagram story / profile feed with @extractmags tagged! Uploads must be done by the end of the day Monday and we will choose winners via Instagram on Tuesday morning.
Here’s how to play the best Weed Super Bowl game in the world:
- Start with everyone choosing a team
- Start with everyone choosing the final score at halftime + the final score
- Print a sheet / or get a piece of paper to tally up who completes the most tasks
- Everyone must have their own sack of weed and dabs – The person with the MOST tallies at the end of the game wins – Each player will give them 1/2 of their remaining product
Take a Hoot of a Pipe or Bong If…
- 15+ yard run from any team
- 15+ yard pass from any team
- Field goal from any team
- Any team gets a touch down
- Your team gets a penalty
- There’s an interception from any team
Ghost a Hoot of a Pipe or Bong..
- Pick 6 (Interception for TD) from any team
- Your team gets down by 14 points or more
- The other team does a dope touchdown celly
- A safety by any team
Pass a Joint Around The Crew if…
- There is a celebrity endorsed commercial
- There is a talking animal in any commercial
- Any cannabis celebrity is interviewed or shown in the stands
Finish A Full Personal Joint If…
- The other team scores first
- The announcer or mic’ed up player swears
- Your team fumbles the ball
- Your teams quarterback gets sac’ed
- Everyone wins a full personal joint with ANY reference in game or commercial about cannabis
- Their team gets a score with over 40 yards
- Their team has a punt return for over 15 yards
Take A Dab When..
- Your team WINS the coin toss
- They show Taylor Swift during game play
- Your team turns the ball over
- Any teams coach yells at a referee
- Any team does an Onside kick
- Any team does a kickoff return for a touchdown
- The video camera guy gets mowed down by any players on the sidelines
- A referee falls down running
Eat a Roach If…
- Your team is down by 17 points or more at any time
- Your team has a player leave the game due to injury
- When your end of game score is correct – the other players need to all eat a roach
Replace the Bong Water – But Not Down The Drain, Drink It And Refill The Bong If…
- When your half time score is correct – the other players drink the bong water
- If your team is down by over 14 points at the end of the game
Print your sheet and keep track of the game:
Don’t forget to tag our IG (@extractmags) with a picture of your score sheet and your crew playing the game to win a pack of Extract Magazine tees fresh off the press.My team: _________________________
Halftime score prediction: _________________________
Full game score prediction: _________________________
| Category | Event | Action | Tally |
|---|---|---|---|
| My Team | Your team gets a penalty | Take a Hoot of a Pipe or Bong | |
| My Team | Your team gets down by 14 points or more | Ghost a Hoot of a Pipe or Bong | |
| My Team | Your team fumbles the ball | Finish A Full Personal Joint | |
| My Team | Your team’s quarterback gets sacked | Finish A Full Personal Joint | |
| My Team | Your team wins the coin toss | Take A Dab | |
| My Team | Your team turns the ball over | Take A Dab | |
| My Team | Your team is down by 17 points or more | Eat a Roach | |
| My Team | Your team has a player injured and out of the game | Eat a Roach | |
| My Team | Your team is down by over 14 points at the end of the game | Replace the Bong Water (Drink It) | |
| Everyone | 15+ yard run from any team | Take a Hoot of a Pipe or Bong | |
| Everyone | 15+ yard pass from any team | Take a Hoot of a Pipe or Bong | |
| Everyone | Field goal from any team | Take a Hoot of a Pipe or Bong | |
| Everyone | Any team gets a touchdown | Take a Hoot of a Pipe or Bong | |
| Everyone | There’s an interception from any team | Take a Hoot of a Pipe or Bong | |
| Everyone | Pick 6 from any team | Ghost a Hoot of a Pipe or Bong | |
| Everyone | A safety by any team | Ghost a Hoot of a Pipe or Bong | |
| Everyone | Celebrity endorsed commercial | Pass a Joint Around The Crew | |
| Everyone | Talking animal in any commercial | Pass a Joint Around The Crew | |
| Everyone | Any cannabis celebrity is shown | Pass a Joint Around The Crew | |
| Everyone | Announcer or player swears | Finish A Full Personal Joint | |
| Everyone | Any cannabis reference in game or commercial | Finish A Full Personal Joint | |
| Everyone | Taylor Swift shown during gameplay | Take A Dab | |
| Everyone | Any coach yells at a referee | Take A Dab | |
| Everyone | Any team does an Onside kick | Take A Dab | |
| Everyone | Kickoff return for a touchdown by any team | Take A Dab | |
| Everyone | Camera guy gets mowed down on sidelines | Take A Dab | |
| Everyone | Referee falls down running | Take A Dab | |
| Everyone | Your end of game score prediction is correct | Eat a Roach | |
| Everyone | Your halftime score prediction is correct | Replace the Bong Water (Drink It) | |
| Their Team | The other team does a dope touchdown celly | Ghost a Hoot of a Pipe or Bong | |
| Their Team | The other team scores first | Finish A Full Personal Joint | |
| Their Team | Their team gets a score with over 40 yards | Finish A Full Personal Joint | |
| Their Team | Their team has a punt return for over 15 yards | Finish A Full Personal Joint |
