Super Bowl Weed Game

IT’S TIME TO EXTRACT THE SUPER BOWL

It’s that time of year again and we know that the weed smokers are taking a bite out of the beer drinkers this year.  So without further adoo, we put together a few different drinking games for the joint smokers, bong hooters and dabbers of the football world.

For this game, you will need to have a metric shit ton of joints on deck, fresh flower to hit from a bong or pipe, and naturally a bong or pipe.  Happy Super Bowl to all you weed smokers out there. Have an amazing day.  At the bottom we made a printable table so you guys can keep track of your tallys.

Side note: WIN a prize of 1 men’s and 1 women’s EXTRACT TEES to one special group who uploads a picture of their tally list from the Super Bowl Weed Game and shares it on their Instagram story / profile feed with @extractmags tagged!  Uploads must be done by the end of the day Monday and we will choose winners via Instagram on Tuesday morning.

Here’s how to play the best Weed Super Bowl game in the world:

  • Start with everyone choosing a team
  • Start with everyone choosing the final score at halftime + the final score
  • Print a sheet / or get a piece of paper to tally up who completes the most tasks
  • Everyone must have their own sack of weed and dabs – The person with the MOST tallies at the end of the game wins – Each player will give them 1/2 of their remaining product 

Take a Hoot of a Pipe or Bong If…

  • 15+ yard run from any team
  • 15+ yard pass from any team
  • Field goal from any team
  • Any team gets a touch down
  • Your team gets a penalty
  • There’s an interception from any team

Ghost a Hoot of a Pipe or Bong..

  • Pick 6 (Interception for TD) from any team
  • Your team gets down by 14 points or more
  • The other team does a dope touchdown celly
  • A safety by any team

Pass a Joint Around The Crew if…

  • There is a celebrity endorsed commercial
  • There is a talking animal in any commercial
  • Any cannabis celebrity is interviewed or shown in the stands

Finish A Full Personal Joint If…

  • The other team scores first
  • The announcer or mic’ed up player swears
  • Your team fumbles the ball
  • Your teams quarterback gets sac’ed
  • Everyone wins a full personal joint with ANY reference in game or commercial about cannabis 
  • Their team gets a score with over 40 yards
  • Their team has a punt return for over 15 yards

Take A Dab When..

  • Your team WINS the coin toss
  • They show Taylor Swift during game play
  • Your team turns the ball over
  • Any teams coach yells at a referee
  • Any team does an Onside kick
  • Any team does a kickoff return for a touchdown
  •  The video camera guy gets mowed down by any players on the sidelines
  • A referee falls down running

Eat a Roach If…

  • Your team is down by 17 points or more at any time
  • Your team has a player leave the game due to injury
  • When your end of game score is correct – the other players need to all eat a roach

Replace the Bong Water – But Not Down The Drain, Drink It And Refill The Bong If…

  • When your half time score is correct – the other players drink the bong water
  • If your team is down by over 14 points at the end of the game

Print your sheet and keep track of the game:

Don’t forget to tag our IG (@extractmags) with a picture of your score sheet and your crew playing the game to win a pack of Extract Magazine tees fresh off the press.

My team: _________________________

Halftime score prediction: _________________________

Full game score prediction: _________________________

Category Event Action Tally
My Team Your team gets a penalty Take a Hoot of a Pipe or Bong
My Team Your team gets down by 14 points or more Ghost a Hoot of a Pipe or Bong
My Team Your team fumbles the ball Finish A Full Personal Joint
My Team Your team’s quarterback gets sacked Finish A Full Personal Joint
My Team Your team wins the coin toss Take A Dab
My Team Your team turns the ball over Take A Dab
My Team Your team is down by 17 points or more Eat a Roach
My Team Your team has a player injured and out of the game Eat a Roach
My Team Your team is down by over 14 points at the end of the game Replace the Bong Water (Drink It)
Everyone 15+ yard run from any team Take a Hoot of a Pipe or Bong
Everyone 15+ yard pass from any team Take a Hoot of a Pipe or Bong
Everyone Field goal from any team Take a Hoot of a Pipe or Bong
Everyone Any team gets a touchdown Take a Hoot of a Pipe or Bong
Everyone There’s an interception from any team Take a Hoot of a Pipe or Bong
Everyone Pick 6 from any team Ghost a Hoot of a Pipe or Bong
Everyone A safety by any team Ghost a Hoot of a Pipe or Bong
Everyone Celebrity endorsed commercial Pass a Joint Around The Crew
Everyone Talking animal in any commercial Pass a Joint Around The Crew
Everyone Any cannabis celebrity is shown Pass a Joint Around The Crew
Everyone Announcer or player swears Finish A Full Personal Joint
Everyone Any cannabis reference in game or commercial Finish A Full Personal Joint
Everyone Taylor Swift shown during gameplay Take A Dab
Everyone Any coach yells at a referee Take A Dab
Everyone Any team does an Onside kick Take A Dab
Everyone Kickoff return for a touchdown by any team Take A Dab
Everyone Camera guy gets mowed down on sidelines Take A Dab
Everyone Referee falls down running Take A Dab
Everyone Your end of game score prediction is correct Eat a Roach
Everyone Your halftime score prediction is correct Replace the Bong Water (Drink It)
Their Team The other team does a dope touchdown celly Ghost a Hoot of a Pipe or Bong
Their Team The other team scores first Finish A Full Personal Joint
Their Team Their team gets a score with over 40 yards Finish A Full Personal Joint
Their Team Their team has a punt return for over 15 yards Finish A Full Personal Joint

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