We Got a Computer To Write 50 Weed Jokes. Here’s What It Wrote.

As I sit here, taking a break from reality and indulging in the euphoria of a fresh joint, I realize that there’s nothing quite like a good weed joke to enhance the experience.

Weed humor is a diverse and ever-evolving realm of entertainment, featuring everything from clever puns to laugh-out-loud one-liners. As a proud member of the stoner community, I’ve had the pleasure of hearing some of the most creative and silly jokes that my fellow cannabis enthusiasts have to offer. In fact, we recently turned to a computer to generate 50 weed-related jokes, and now I’m sifting through them to see which ones make the cut.

So, let’s delve into this collection of stoner humor and discover which jokes are worthy of a good laugh, even if they were created by a computer. In fact some are so bad, I can’t stop laughing.

By the way, this intro was written, also by a computer!

50 Weed Jokes

1. What do you call a stoner that just broke up with his girlfriend? High and dry.
2. Why did the stoner refuse to leave the potluck? He wanted to stay for the pot.
3. What do you call a group of stoners playing music together? A jam session.
4. Why don’t stoners exercise? They get enough high cardio from smoking.
5. How do you know if someone is a stoner? They keep rolling their eyes.
6. What do you call a stoner with a broken leg? High ankle sprain.
7. How do you make a stoner smile? Tell them a cheesy joke about weed.
8. What do you call a stoner that doesn’t inhale? Mr. Puff-puff-pass.
9. What do you call a stoner that’s always broke? A penny for your kush.
10. What do you call a stoner that’s also a magician? Houdini-hash.
11. Why do stoners love gardening? They’re always planting their seed.
12. What do you call a stoner that’s also a cook? Chef Ganja.
13. What do you call a stoner that’s always hungry? A munchie monster.
14. Why did the stoner cross the road? To get to the other high.
15. What do you call a stoner that’s always in a rush? A speed toker.
16. Why did the stoner refuse to go to the gym? He didn’t want to work out his kinks.
17. How do you know if someone is a stoner chef? They always add extra herbs to their dishes.
18. What do you call a stoner that’s also a detective? Sherlock Holmes-grown.
19. Why did the stoner go to the library? To get a high-brow education.
20. What do you call a stoner that’s also a plumber? High pipe-fitter.
21. How do you know if someone is a stoner comedian? They always get the biggest laughs from their weed jokes.
22. Why did the stoner refuse to go to the dentist? He didn’t want to get a joint replaced.
23. What do you call a stoner that’s also a poet? William Wordsmoke.
24. Why did the stoner refuse to go to the movies? He didn’t want to get too baked in the dark.
25. How do you know if someone is a stoner artist? They’re always drawing a blank canvas.
26. What do you call a stoner that’s always late? A slow-burn.
27. Why did the stoner refuse to go to the beach? He didn’t want to get too sandy.
28. How do you know if someone is a stoner gamer? They’re always getting high scores.
29. What do you call a stoner that’s always on the go? A mobile toker.
30. Why did the stoner refuse to go to the amusement park? He didn’t want to get too dizzy.
31. How do you know if someone is a stoner musician? They’re always hitting the high notes.
32. What do you call a stoner that’s always late to work? A slow-burner.
33. Why did the stoner refuse to go to the zoo? He didn’t want to get too wild.
34. How do you know if someone is a stoner writer? They’re always looking for a higher source of inspiration.
35. What do you call a stoner that’s always on the phone? A high-tech addict.
36. Why did the stoner refuse to go to the bowling alley? He didn’t want to get too rolled.
37. How do you know if someone is a stoner fashion designer? They’re always trying to come up with new ways to wear green.
38. What do you call a stoner that’s always traveling? A rolling stone.
39. Why did the stoner refuse to go to the amusement park? He didn’t want to get too lifted.
40. How do you know if someone is a stoner athlete? They’re always smoking the competition.
41. What do you call a stoner that’s always hungry for more? A chronic overeater.
42. Why did the stoner refuse to go to the club? He didn’t want to get too lit.
43. How do you know if someone is a stoner teacher? They’re always going over the high points.
44. What do you call a stoner that’s always on the water? A high tide surfer.
45. Why did the stoner refuse to go to the circus? He didn’t want to get too trippy.
46. How do you know if someone is a stoner actor? They’re always playing the role of a lifetime.
47. What do you call a stoner that’s always in the kitchen? A baked chef.
48. Why did the stoner refuse to go to the library? He didn’t want to get too stoned from the reading material.
49. How do you know if someone is a stoner photographer? They’re always looking for the perfect shot.
50. What do you call a stoner that’s always on the go? A jet-setter on a high.